This concept is tailor-made for maximum publicity. All you have to do is hang a black jihadi flag over a chocolate shop, take a couple of hostages, and SHAZZAM! The whole world knows about you.
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| Looks like Lindt was absorbed in a "hostile takeover" |
And speaking of business opportunities, New York City's 9/11 museum, that Shrine of the Monstrous Lie, just missed its big chance to grab some publicity and increase revenues. The occasion presented itself when 9/11 criminal, traitor, and unelected non-president George W. Bush took a break from sending naked self-portraits to his sister and wandered onto the grounds.
That’s like having a tyrannosaurus or wooly mammoth wander into your museum! If I were the museum director, I would have had Bush shot, stuffed, and mounted holding a copy of "My Pet Goat." This would not only be a fitting tribute to Bush's complete inaction in a known location for almost an hour while the country was allegedly under surprise attack from the air…but it would also mete out a degree of justice.
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| Stuffed & mounted G.W. Bush on display at 9/11 museum |
It's an end-of-the-year false flag roll-out! We must be craaaazzy to be giving away these once-in-a-lifetime specials, but we're clearing out 2014 inventory from our showrooms to make room for our 2015 models!
ReplyDeleteCheck out our Aussie psyop -- the Iranians did it! Or was it a Muslim Cleric? Who cares? He's brown! Excellent for the holidays!
Our Philly Special is an old favorite, like the cheese steak -- a mentally-disturbed vet! Act now in time to see a Gestapo-style manhunt right up until he's Arkencided!
Our very popular 2012 model, the Sandy Hook, is back in our showroom in a new 2015: the Bushmaster Special, a lawsuit sure to be as crooked as a dog's hind leg!
Due to excess inventory, we'll be having a rollback on prices on our CMMM Mental Health Gun Control Mewling and Sandy Hook Tearjerkers -- just in time for the holidays!