"I'm
going to grope your genitals, and if you so much as flinch, this thing
is going straight up your ass. Have a pleasant journey, and happy
holidays!"
Every year, Americans butcher fifty million turkeys for Thanksgiving.
But now, turkeys – of the featherless variety – are taking revenge.
The flock of pathetic, soulless, two-digit-IQ turkeys whose only
skills are the ability to push buttons that irradiate and virtually
strip-search airline passengers – and to clumsily grope the genitalia of
men, women and children – will be slaughtering large numbers of
Americans during the upcoming holiday season...